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Robert Frost
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
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Hazrat Ali Ibn-e- Abi Talib, Nahj-ul-Balagha (Sermon and sayings compilation)
He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always be humiliated; he who has no control over his tongue will often have to face discomfort.
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Enrique Tessieri
I would rather not know how to write and have something to say than know how to write and have nothing to say.
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Albert Einstein
Where the world ceases to be the scene of our personal hopes and wishes, where we face it as free beings admiring, asking and observing, there we enter the realm of Art and Science.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
Money is human happiness in the abstract he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes himself utterly to money.
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Robert F. Goheen
If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
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Alan Alexander Milne
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
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Randall Jarrell
One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child.
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Bhagavad Gita, Chapter 2
For certain is death for the bornAnd certain is birth for the dead;Therefore over the inevitableThou shouldst not grieve.
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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, December 16, 2002
My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too much. My spiritual quest is the painful process of learning to let go of things not essential.
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Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
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Unknown
Never deprive someone of hope -- it may be all they have.
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