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Humour Proverbs and Quotations - 64
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Herbert Agar
The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.
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Nigerian Proverb
To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social world, a spark with which both were secretly charged must fly from person to person, and cut across the accidents of place and time.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors.
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Henry David Thoreau
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
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Kahlil Gibran
It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations.
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William Penn
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
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Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince
When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the marjority of men live content.
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Danish proverb
Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names.
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Dicky Barrett
If it was an overnight success, it was one long, hard, sleepless night.
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Woodrow Wilson
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
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Doctor Who
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
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Sextus Julius Frontinus
I will ignore all ideas for new works on engines of war, the invention of which has reached its limits and for whose improvements I see no further hope.
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