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Walt Disney
All of our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
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Kahlil Gibran
You give little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
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Clarence Thomas
Government cannot make us equal it can only recognize, respect, and protect us as equal before the law.
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P. D. James
It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.
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Anon.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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Oprah Winfrey
Before you agree to do anything that might add even the smallest amount of stress to your life, ask yourself What is my truest intention Give yourself time to let a yes resound within you. When it's right, I guarantee that your entire body will feel it.
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Ronald Reagan
Qaddafi counted on America to be passive. He counted wrong.
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Chapman Cohen, (1868-1954)
Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
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Henry David Thoreau
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but while I drink, I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. Its thin current slides away, but eternity remains. I would drink deeper; fish fill the sky, whose bottom is pebbly with stars. I cannot count one. I know not the first letter of the alphabet. I have always been regretting that I was not as wise as the day I was born.
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Clarence Darrow, Scopes Trial, 1925
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment, to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure –- that is all agnosticism means.
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Leo C. Rosten
Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable.
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