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Thomas Szasz
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
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Titus Maccius Plautus
It well becomes a young man to be modest.
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Georges Clemenceau
War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
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Dr. Henry Gibbons
The anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Skill to do comes of doing.
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P Barnum
Advertising is like learning -- a little is a dangerous thing.
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Marcus Aelius Aurelius
Let not your mind run on what you lack as much as on what you have already.
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Orson Welles
Gluttony is not a secret vice.
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Vartan Gregorian
Libraries keep the records on behalf of all humanity. ... the unique and the absurd, the wise and the fragments of stupidity.
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Christopher Paolini, Author of Eragon and Eldest. Quote from Eragon
You can’t argue with all of the fools in the world. It’s easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they’re not paying attention.
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Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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Ronald Reagan
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.
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