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George Santayana
Science is nothing but developed perception, interpreted intent, common sense rounded out and minutely articulated.
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Frank Crane
Your sole contribution to the sum of things is yourself.
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Sidney Madwed
To be healthy, wealthy, happy and successful in any and all areas of your life you need to be aware that you need to think healthy, wealthy, happy and successful thoughts twenty four hours a day and cancel all negative, destructive, fearful and unhappy thoughts. These two types of thought cannot coexist if you want to share in the abundance that surrounds us all.
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Groucho Marx
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
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W. T. Ellis
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
The question is no longer between violence and non-violence it is between non-violence and non-existence.
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Periander
Freedom is a clear conscience.
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George Eliot
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
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Samuel Johnson
The world is not yet exhaused let me see something tomorrow which I never saw before.
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Samuel Adams
That the said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to infringe the just liberty of the press or the rights of conscience or to prevent the people of the United states who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms...
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The Lockhorns
My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
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Erica Jong
Take your life in your own hands and what happens A terrible thing no one to blame.
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