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Funny Famous Sayings - 141
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Muhammad Ali, Playboy; Nov. 1975
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
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Pablo Picasso
When I was a child, my mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general. If you become a monk you'll end up as the pope. 'Instead I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.
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Pete Incaviglia
People think we make 3 million and 4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make '500
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Ingmar Bergman
I hope I never get so old I get religious.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep burning, unquenchable.
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Tom Wolfe, "Bonfire of the Vanities"
Over the past ten years, for the first time, intelligence had become socially correct for girls.
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Leo Rosten
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
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Mao Zedong
I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
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Unknown
Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Individuals may form communities, but it is institutions alone that can create a nation.
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Tony Blair, BBC news website
Unless you are ambitious, you do not make progress.
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Roosevelt, Eleanor
Happiness is not a goal it is a by-product.
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