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Clever Famous People Sayings - 188
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General George Patton
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
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Simone Weil
Most idealistic people are skint. I have discovered that people with money have no imagination, and people with imagination have no money.
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Kim Hubbard
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Sam James Ervin, Jr.
I used to think that the Civil War was our country's greatest tragedy, but I do remember that there were some redeeming features in the Civil War in that there was some spirit of sacrifice and heroism displayed on both sides. I see no redeeming features in Watergate.
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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
Friendship is the highest degree of perfection in society.
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Homer
Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy.
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Gray Davis
A family is a family not because of gender but because of values, like commitment, trust and love.
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Arthur C. Clarke
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
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Eugène Delacroix
The source of genius is imagination alone, the refinement of the senses that sees what others do not see, or sees them differently.
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John M. Ford
I am...a mushroom On whom the dew of heaven drops now and then.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Tell me thy company, and I will tell thee what thou art.
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William Cowper
The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
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