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Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 91
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Dr. Hans Selye
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one.
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Orison Swett Marden
Wisdom is knowledge which has become a part of one's being.
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Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
The wicked at heart probably know something.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You can't tell me that cowboys, when they're branding cattle, don't sort of 'accidentally' brand each other every once in a while. It's their way of letting off stress.
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Edward Morgan Forster
They go forth with well-developed bodies, fairly developed minds and undeveloped hearts. An undeveloped heart-not a cold one. The difference is important.
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Ursula K. LeGuin
I doubt that imagination can be suppressed. If you truly eradicated it in a child, he would grow up to be an eggplant.
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Kingman Brewster, Jr.
I'm very curious to know what the hell they're saying on the phone, but I'd be more worried if they weren't talking.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Common sense in an uncommon degree and is what the world calls wisdom.
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American Indian Proverb
Tell me and I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'll understand.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
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Marie Henri Beyle
One can acquire everything in solitude - except character.
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Jose Ortega y Gasset
The metaphor is perhaps one of man's most fruitful potentialities. Its efficacy verges on magic, and it seems a tool for creation which God forgot inside one of His creatures when He made him.
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