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Humorous Famous People Sayings - 35
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George Gordon Byron
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure men love in haste but they detest at leisure.
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Elias Boudinot
Good government generally begins in the family, and if the moral character of a people once degenerate, their political character must soon follow.
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Andrew Schneider
The vow of silence, that's the mind-blower. See, talking is what I do... i t's a real need with me, a craving, I'm like a word junkie. I never shut up. I talk to myself, I talk in my sleep. The idea of voluntarily turning off that tap, I can't imagine it It'd be like, I don't know, all the rivers in the world just slammed to a stop. No churning, no flowing, no white water, just stillness, crushing stillness. I don't think I could stand it, locked up like that in my own psyche. I'd collapse into myself, I'd implode
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Judith Martin
There are three social classes in America upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.
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Orison Swett Marden
If you do not feel yourself growing in your work and your life broadening and deepening, if your task is not a perpetual tonic to you, you have not found your place.
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James Allen, "As A Man Thinketh"
As you cannot have a sweet and wholesome abode unless you admit the air and sunshine freely into your rooms, so a strong body and a bright, happy, or serene countenance can only result from the free admittance into the mind of thoughts of joy and goodwill and serenity.
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Horace Walpole
The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well.
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William Shakespeare
Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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N. P. Willis
If there is anything that keeps the mind open to angel visits, and repels the ministry of evil, it is pure human love.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can complel the proper meshing of the huge industrial and military machinery of defense with our peaceful methods and goals, so that security and liberty may prosper together.
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Gary Wills
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
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Thomas More
When the destroyer comes, his first act will be to destroy all the books.
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