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Billy Joel
As an atheist you have to rationalize things... Then you have to try and make some sort of sense out of your problems. And if you try and find you can't, you have no choice but to be good and scared -- but that's okay
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Latin Proverb
The dog that fetches will also carry. (Translation If someone reveals another's secrets to you, the same person will reveal your secrets to the world.)
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Virgil
Do not commit your poems to pages alone, sing them I pray you.
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American Indian Proverb
If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies in yourself. Minquass
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Assyrian Proverb
Za dvumya zaitsami pogonish'sya, ne odnogo ne poimaesh'. (If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.)
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Jerry Coleman
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
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Charles Caleb Colton
The three great apostles of practical atheism, that make converts without persecuting, and retain them without preaching, are wealth, health, and power.
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Charles Rosin
Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
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Walter Slezak
You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired of you, but you can accomplish this in a few weeks on television.
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Pliny
Hope is the pillar that holds up the world. Hope is the dream of a waking man.
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H. L. Mencken
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
All life is an experiment.
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