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Silly Proverbs and Quotations - 162
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Robert Francis Kennedy
Some men see things as they are and say why I dream things that never were and say Why not
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Erma Bombeck
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, I used everything you gave me.
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Jane Welsh Carlyle
Not a hundredth part of the thoughts in my head have ever been or ever will be spoken or written -- as long as I keep my senses, at least.
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Seneca
It is rash to condemn where you are ignorant.
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Paul Goodman
Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity.
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William James
Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
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Happy Rhodes
Allow me someday to touch you.The way that you've all touched me.
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Kin Hubbard
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Ted Williams
Pour water on a sportswriter -- instant horseshit.
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Bertrand Russell
Education, which was at first made universal in order that all might be able to read and write, has been found capable of serving quite other purposes. By instilling nonsense it unifies populations and generates collective enthusiasm.
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Benjamin Franklin
I am a strong believer in luck and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
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Carl Weick
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
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