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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Things People Say - 113

Pierre Elliott Trudeau

I bear solemn witness to the fact that NATO heads of state and of government meet only to go through the tedious motions of reading speeches, drafted by others, with the principal objective of not rocking the boat.


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Homer

A generation of men is like a generation of leaves the wind scatters some leaves upon the ground, while others the burgeoning wood brings forth - and the season of spring comes on. So of men one generation springs forth and another ceases.


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Unknown

Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.


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James Arthur Baldwin

Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart for his purity, by definition, is unassailable.


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John Lancaster Spalding

The doubt of an earnest, thoughtful, patient and laborious mind is worthy of respect. In such doubt may be found indeed more faith than in half the creeds.


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Vincent Van Gogh

It is better to be high-spirited even though one makes more mistakes, than to be narrow-minded and all to prudent.


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Rabindranath Tagore, Whisperings. The Inspirational Writings of Rabindranath Tagore on Nature, Love and Life.

Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it.


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Socrates, Crito," (Plato)

Living well and beautifully and justly are all one thing.


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Grace Paley

All that is really necessary for survival of the fittest, it seems, is an interest in life, good, bad, or peculiar.


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Sir Laurence Olivier

I take a simple view of life: keep your eyes open and get on with it.


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Lincoln Steffens

Power is what men seek, and any group that gets it will abuse it. It is the same story.


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Maurice Maeterlinck

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.



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