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Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld episode "The Van Buren Boys" - broadcast on February 6, 1997
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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John le Carre
A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.
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Abigail Van Buren
Fight fire with fire, and all you'll end up with is ashes.
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Ted W. Engstrom
We must expect to fail...but fail in a learning posture, determined no to repeat the mistakes, and to maximize the benefits from what is learned in the process.
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Thomas Jefferson
I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another.
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S Hayakawa
How anybody dresses is indicative of his self-concept. If students are dirty and ragged, it indicates they are not interested in tidying up their intellects either.
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Aleister Crowley
To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.
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Alice Walker
Every small, positive change we make in ourselves repays us in confidence in the future.
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John Perry Barlow
In Cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance.
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Andre Gide
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
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George Gordon Byron
I shall soon be six-and-twenty. Is there anything in the future that can possibly console us for not being always twenty-five
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Daniel Webster, last words, 24 October 1852.
I still live.
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