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Silly Things People Say - 72
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Suzanne Necker
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
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Publilius Syrus
Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
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Otto von Bismarck
Politics is the art of the possible. (originally, Die Politik ist die Lehre von Möglichen.)
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Jim Rohn
Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day...
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Tom Stoppard, Rosencranz And Guildenstern Are Dead
We are tied down to a language that makes up in obscurity what it lacks in style.
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Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
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Jane Austen
Oh do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.
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Babe Ruth
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
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Publilius Syrus
He doubly benefits the needy who gives quickly.
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Sara Teasdale
Beauty, more than bitterness Makes the heart break.
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Charlotte Bronte
A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
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Jules Feiffer
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them
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