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Sarcastic Proverbs and Quotations - 116
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George Gordon Byron
Yes, Love indeed is light from heaven A spark of that immortal fire With angels shared, by Allah given To lift from earth our low desire.
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Henry Adams
The best date movies give you something to talk about. A movie that's a downer is a great way to find out about someone.
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Ni\'matullah Wali
We're like the sea, people our waves Necessarily we are associated with everyone.
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Josiah Gilbert Holland
There is no royal road to anything. One thing at a time, all things in succession. That which grows fast, withers as rapidly. That which grows slowly, endures.
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John Milton
Where there is much desire to learn, there of necessity will be much arguing, much writing, many opinions for opinions in good men is but knowledge in the making.
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Benjamin Franklin
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending that he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.
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Quentin Crisp
Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
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Ashley Smith
Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams. You are the center of your universe, and you can make anything happen.
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Lester Bowles Pearson
We have achieved the most amazing things, a few million people opening up half a continent. But we have not yet found a Canadian soul except in time of war. (On lack of national identity)
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Robert Heinlein, Lazarus Long: Time Enough For Love
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Plato
He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
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