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French Proverb
When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach.
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Socrates
I thought to myself, 'I am wiser than this man neither of us knows anything that is really worthwhile, but he thinks he has knowledge when he has not, while I, having no knowledge, do not think that I have. I seem, at any rate, to be a little wiser than he is on this point I do not think that I know what I do not know.
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Robert Henri
Don't worry about your originality. You couldn't get rid of it even if you wanted to. It will stick with you and show up for better or worse in spite of all you or anyone else can do.
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Old School
Beanie You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday
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Jodie Foster
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships.
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Ron Dart
The objective of false prophets and teachers of whatever stripe is...the influence and control of the minds of men.
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Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
I fixed my eyes on the larget cloud, as if, when it passed out of my sight, I might have the good luck to pass with it.
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Dale Berra
You can't compare me to my father. Our similarities are different.
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Robert E. Lee
The education of a man is never completed until he dies.
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William Hazlitt, on the Pleasure of Hating
Popularity is neither fame nor greatness.
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Arthur Wing Pinero
A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination.
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William Saroyan
Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. We get very little wisdom from success, you know.
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