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Humorous Famous People Sayings - 25
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Russell Baker
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
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W. T. Ussery
Numbers are essential, but not absolutely essential to strength. For many churches are numerically strong but lamentably weak spiritually. Numbers, then, are no display of spiritual power or strength.
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James Allen
To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment.
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Mark Twain
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
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Marcus Dolengo
The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8msecsec.
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Heraclitus, On the Universe
Nature is wont to hide herself.
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M Scott Peck
Until you value yourself, you won't value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. Or something. I dunno, I was only half listening. Becca said it, anyway. Ask her.
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Hyman Rickover
Good ideas are not adopted automatically. They must be driven into practice with courageous patience.
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Esnesto "Che" Guevara
Never be indiferent to injustice.
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Colette
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Edward De Bono
Politics when I am in it, makes me sick.
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Isaac Asimov
There is a single light of science, and to brighten it anywhere is to brighten it everywhere.
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