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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Proverbs and Quotations - 97

Lord John Russell

A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.


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Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics

With regard to excellence, it is not enough to know, but we must try to have and use it.


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John Adams

Facts are stubborn things and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.


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Albert Camus

If, after all, men cannot always make history have meaning, they can always act so that their own lives have one.


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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Death smiles at us all, but all a man can do is smile back.


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Cicero

Force overcome by force. (Vi Victa Vis)


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Izaak Walton

Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to a good conscience; for health is the second blessing that money cannot buy; therefore value it, and be thankful for it.


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Nancy Davis Reagan

The 6s, of course, was the worst time in the world to try to bring up a child. They were exposed to all these crazy things going on.


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Johann von Goethe

The best fortune that can fall to a man is that which corrects his defects and makes up for his failings.


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Arnold Bennett

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.


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Robert Bolt

Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day he looks towards us and muses somewhat to himself whether that day or the next he will draw nigh.


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Albert Einstein

Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever.



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