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Silly Proverbs and Quotations - 112
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La Rochefoucauld
One forgives to the degree that one loves.
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Franz Kafka
You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
I hear it said that West Berlin is militarily untenable-and so was Bastogne, and so, in fact, was Stalingrad. Any danger spot is tenable if men-brave men-will make it so.
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Mark Yost
History, although sometimes made up of the few acts of the great, is more often shaped by the many acts of the small.
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Tom Hopkins
Getting in touch with your true self must be your first priority.
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Dan Quayle
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The beginning of faith is the beginning of fruitfulness but the beginning of unbelief, however glittering, is empty.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
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Henry David Thoreau
There is no more fatal blunderer than he who consumes the greater part of his life getting his living. - from Live Without Principle
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Logan Pearsall Smith
What I like in a good author is not what he says but what he whispers.
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H. L. Mencken
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
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Francis Bacon
Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home.
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