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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Famous Sayings - 134

Israel Zangwill

The Past: Our cradle, not our prison; there is danger as well as appeal in its glamour. The past is for inspiration, not imitation, for continuation, not repetition.


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Charles De Gaulle

A great country worthy of the name does not have any friends.


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Joan Crawford

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.


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Aldous Huxley, "Music at Night", 1931

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.


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Friedrich Nietzsche

Thinking evil is making evil.


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Gareth Roberts

It may not seem like much, but think of the consequences. One overdue library book today, the collapse of the universe by the end of the week.


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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

For myself I am an optimist--it does not seem to be much use being anything else.


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Ludwig Wittgenstein

The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.


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Friedrich Nietzsche

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!


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Vartan Gregorian

It meant that New York philanthropists, New York society, would now rediscover the library. ... that learning, books, education have glamour, that self-improvement has glamour, that hope has glamour.


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Caroline Norton

We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.


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Vincent Van Gogh

If one is the master of one thing and understands one thing well, one has at the same time insight into and understanding of many things.



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