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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Famous People Sayings - 181

Ralph Waldo Emerson

None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens to this whisper which is heard by him alone.


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Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu

To have little is to possess. To have plenty is to be perplexed.


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Mary Pickford

If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you. What we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down.


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Norman Douglas, South Wind, 1917

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.


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Erma Bombeck

It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.


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Mark Twain

We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.


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Henry James

She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table.


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Anna Louise Strong

To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be.


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Gloria Borger

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.


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Sugar Ray Robinson

Hurting people is my business.


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Sophia Loren

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.


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Theodore Rubin

The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.



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