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Roy Innis
To make inexpensive guns impossible to get is to say that you're putting a money test on getting a gun. It's racism in its worst form.
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David G. Farragut
Damn the torpedoes Full speed ahead
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David Rogers, Weather Prediction Using a Genetic Memory
The most extensive computation known has been conducted over the last billion years on a planet-wide scale: it is the evolution of life. The power of this computation is illustrated by the complexity and beauty of its crowning achievement, the human brain.
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R. D. Laing
To live in the past or in the future may be less satisfying than to live in the present, but it can never be as disillusioning.
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Helen Hayes
Always aim for achievement, and forget about success.
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John Locke
A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of a happy state in this world.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
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Ken Olson
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
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Joseph Addison
He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young, consider that he may one day become old, and remember when he is old, that he has once been young.
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Ernest Rutherford
You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about 10-12 to 1.
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James Grover Thurber
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
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Ronald Reagan
I know in my heart that man is good. That what is right will always eventually triumph. And there’s purpose and worth to each and every life.
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