|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Humorous Things People Say - 65
|
Mahatma Gandhi
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
= = = = = = = = = =
Jawaherlal Nehru
A great disaster is a symbol to us to remember all the big things of life and forget the small things, of which we have thought too much.
= = = = = = = = = =
Johann von Goethe
Nothing is more damaging to a new truth than an old error.
= = = = = = = = = =
Becky Rodenbeck
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart.
= = = = = = = = = =
La Bruyere
This great misfortune - to be incapable of solitude.
= = = = = = = = = =
Maurice Chevalier
Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
= = = = = = = = = =
Christopher Paolini, Author of Eragon and Eldest. Quote from Eragon
Find peace in where and what you are.
= = = = = = = = = =
Hannah Arendt
What really distinguishes this generation in all countries from earlier generations is its determination to act, its joy in action, the assurance of being able to change things by one's own efforts.
= = = = = = = = = =
William J. Locke
I believe half the unhappiness in life comes from people being afraid to go straight at things.
= = = = = = = = = =
James Earl Jones
The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose.
= = = = = = = = = =
Oliver L. North
I don't think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them off. But I know how to get them off. I'm an expert at it.
= = = = = = = = = =
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, chapter 6
When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
