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Clever Famous People Sayings - 28
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Eleanor Hamilton
A compliment is a gift, not to be thrown away carelessly, unless you want to hurt the giver.
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Alistair Cooke
Hollywood grew to be the most flourishing factory of popular mythology since the Greeks.
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Rich Cook
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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Unknown
Everything you do or say is public relations.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The glory of great men should always be measured by the means they have used to acquire it.
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Michael Shermer
It is sad that while science moves ahead in exciting new areas of research, fine-tuning our knowledge of how life originated and evolved, creationists remain mired in medieval debates about angels on the head of a pin and animals in the belly of an Ark.
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Rita Rudner
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
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Gerald R. Ford
Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
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Socrates
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
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Sir Francis Bacon
Certainly virtue is like precious odors, most fragrant when they are incensed, or crushed: for prosperity doth best discover vice, but adversity doth best discover virtue.
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Aristotle
Wit is educated insolence.
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Unknown
If an artist is not able to commit himself totally to his art, how can he expect the world to do so
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