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Silly Famous Sayings - 132
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Billy
I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said I said I had no idea about.
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Quintilian
Nothing can be pleasing which is not also becoming.
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Eugene Paul Wigner
Physics is becoming so unbelievably complex that it is taking longer and longer to train a physicist. It is taking so long, in fact, to train a physicist to the place where he understands the nature of physical problems that he is already too old to solve them.
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Jacob Braude
Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.
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Stephane Mallarme
A throw of the dice will never abolish chance.
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Real Live Preacher, Real Live Preacher weblog, 05-01-05
Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world.
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Robert M. Hamilton
A book of quotations . . . can never be complete.
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Claudianus
He who desires is always poor.
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H.L. Mencken
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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Faith Baldwin
Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness.
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Euripides
In case of dissension, never dare to judge till you've heard the other side.
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Joseph Addison
Education is a companion which no misfortune can depress, no crime can destroy, no enemy can alienate,no despotism can enslave. At home, a friend, abroad, an introduction, in solitude a solace and in society an ornament.It chastens vice, it guides virtue, it gives at once grace and government to genius. Without it, what is man? A splendid slave, a reasoning savage.
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