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Funniest Famous People Sayings - 179
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Buddha
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
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Robert Green Ingersoll
If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
What government is the best That which teaches us to govern ourselves.
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Dr.
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
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Admiral Hyman Rickover
Responsibility is a unique concept. It can only reside and inhere in a single individual. You may share it with others, but your portion is not diminished. You may delegate it, but it is still with you. You may disclaim it, but you cannot divest yourself of it.
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Voltaire
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
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John Andrew Holmes
A good excercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Character develops itself in the stream of life.
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Miriam Beard
Certainly, travel is more than the seeing of sights it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.
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Henry Miller
Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize it as such.
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Plato
Philosophy is the highest music.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes.
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