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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous People Sayings - 172

Immanuel Kant

So act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for the whole world.


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Anne Sullivan

People seldom see the halting and painful steps by which the most insignificant success is achieved.


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Sol Hurok

Get pleasure out of life...as much as you can. Nobody every died from pleasure.


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Unknown

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.


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Harry S Truman

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.


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Ann Landers

No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.


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Thorstein Veblen, Theory of the Leisure Class (1899)

Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of leisure.


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Tod Johnson

The farther it gets from the bench it was worked on, the more real the real world becomes.


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Herb Caen

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.


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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets, 1999

The best of us must sometimes eat our words.


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Corazn Cojuangco Aquino

You have spent many lives and much treasure to bring freedom to many lands that were reluctant to receive it. And here you have a people who won it by themselves and need only the help to preserve it.


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M Scott Peck

Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.



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