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Humorous Famous Sayings - 135
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Paul Valery
A man who is 'of sound mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key.
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Jean-Francois Rameau
The main thing is you and I should exist, and that we should be you and I. Apart from that let everything go as it likes. The best order of things to my way thinking, is the one I was meant to be part of, and to hell with the most perfect of worlds if I am not in it. I would rather exist, even as an impudent argufier, than not exist at all.
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William Arthur Ward
The pessimist complains about the wind the optimist expects it to change the realist adjusts the sails.
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Aesop
Thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed it and opened it only to find - nothing.
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General Omar Bradley
Our humanity is trapped by moral adolescents. We have too many men of science, too few men of God. The world has achieved brilliance without wisdom and power without conscience.
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Mark Twain
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Beatrice Lillie
I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
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Oscar Wilde
Action is the last refuge of those who cannot dream.
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Lao Tzu
People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge.
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Mary Kay Ash
When you come to a road block, take a detour.
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Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.
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Elihu Burritt
Forming characters! Whose? Our own or others? Both. And in that momentous fact lies the peril and responsibility of our existence.
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