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Silly Famous People Sayings - 182
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Newt Gingrich
If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS News as candle making industry threatened.
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William Orville Douglas
Literature should not be surpressed merely because it affects the moral code of the censor.
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Ayn Rand
If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who, doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machine, does not choose to know how the machine got there or what makes his job possible, and proclaims that the management of the undertaking is parasitical and unneccessary.
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Willa Cather
No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person.
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Gilbert Highet
These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
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Henry David Thoreau
Most of the luxuries and many of the so-called comforts of life, are not only not indispensable, but positive hindrances to the elevation of mankind.
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David Coblitz
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
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Dorothy Parker
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
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Alan Corenk
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
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J. D. Salinger
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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Pablo Picasso, Asher Lev Book
Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.
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Henry Beston
Do no dishonour to the earth least you dishonour the spirit of man.
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