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Woodrow Wilson
When men take up arms to set other men free, there is something sacred and holy in the warfare.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Reason can never be popular. Passions and feelings may become popular, but reason will always remain the sole property of a few eminent individuals.
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Joseph Addison
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.
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John Maynard Keynes
The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones.
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Martin Mull
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
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George Steiner
A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise.
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Johann von Goethe
Correction does much, but encouragement does more.
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David Friedman
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
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George Iles
Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student.
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May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead
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Sir Winston Churchill
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
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Gloria Gaither
We may run, walk, stumble, drive, or fly, but let us never lost sight of the reason for the journey, or miss a chance to see a rainbow on the way.
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