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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how the gladiator fights were organized and scheduled would just drive you up a wall.
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Pythagoras
Do not talk a little on many subjects, but much on a few.
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Moses Hadas
This book fills a much needed gap.
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C. S. Lewis, The Poison of Subjectivism (from Christian Reflections; p. 108)
The very idea of freedom presupposes some objective moral law which overarches rulers and ruled alike.
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Raymond Smullyan
Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when I explained that the reason I don't is that I'm a Gemini.
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Imgard Schloegl
...nobody has the right to manipulate anybody or to impress anybody with his stronger personality, not even for the other's imagined good, for nobody can know what that good is. This is courtesy rather than callousness, for the other's dignity is thus acknowledged, or the dignity of his grief is respected. If and when he is ready, the other will of himself reach out for consolation and feel free to ask for a hand to point out the way.
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Grover Cleveland, last words, 1908.
I have tried so hard to do the right.
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Salvador Dali
The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad
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Alexander Hodge
Faith must have adequate evidence, else it is mere superstition.
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William Franklin Billy Graham
Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are stiffened.
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William C. Bagley
When will the public cease to insult the teacher's calling with empty flattery When will men who would never for a moment encourage their own sons to enter the work of the public schools cease to tell us that education is the greatest and noblest of all human callings
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T. Boone Pickens, Jr.
Money is to be respected one of the worst things you can do is handle another person's money without respect for how hard it was to earn.
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