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Humorous Things People Say - 175
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Ted Morgan
Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it.
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Andr Maurois
The first recipe for happiness is Avoid too lengthy meditation on the past.
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L. P. Hartley, The Go-Between
The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.
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Ovid
Tears at times have all the weight of speech.
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Oscar Wilde
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
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William Makepeace Thackeray
When I walk with you I feel as if I had a flower in my buttonhole.
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Wendell Phillips
Difference of religion breeds more quarrels than difference of politics.
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James Lane Allen
You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.
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Etty Hillesum
We are always in search of the redeeming formula, the crystallizing thought.
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Woodrow Wilson
Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of governmental power, not the increase of it.
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Hfiz
Our brains are seventy-year clocks. The Angel of Life winds them up once for all, then closes the case, and gives the key into the hand of the Angel of the Resurrection.
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Hans Albrecht Bethe
If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember is not the ideals we were fighting for but the methods we used to accomplish them. These methods will be compared to the warfare of Genghis Khan who ruthlessly killed every last inhabitant of Persia.
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