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Crazy Things People Say - 173
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Kahlil Gibran
Knowledge cultivates your seeds and does not sow in you seeds.
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Italian Proverb
By asking for the impossible, obtain the best possible.
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H.L. Mencken
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
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Marilyn Monroe
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
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Stephen Jay Gould
In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.
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Albert Einstein
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
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e.e. cummings
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
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Sallust, The War with Catiline
The renown which riches or beauty confer is fleeting and frail; mental excellence is a splendid and lasting possession.
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William Shakespeare
For they are yet ear-kissing arguments.
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Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
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Arthur C. Clarke
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
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Rudyard Kipling
He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
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