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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
To strive with an equal is dangerous with a superior, mad with an inferior, degrading.
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Sir Winston Churchill
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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Matrix, The
Morpheus You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind.
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Henry C. Blinn
Begin today No matter how feeble the light, let it shine as best it may. The world may need just that quality of light which you have.
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John Locke
The discipline of desire is the background of character.
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Izaak Walton
God has two dwellings: one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart.
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David Grayson
Friendship is neither a formality nor a mode it is rather a life.
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Virginia
It is just when opinions universally prevail and we have added lip service to their authority that we become sometimes most keenly conscious that we do not believe a word that we are saying.
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Richard Phillips Feynman
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself -- and you are the easiest person to fool.
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Terry Pratchett
Personal isn't the same as important.
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Sandra Swinney
It is amazing how much people can get done if they do not worry about who gets the credit.
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Ed Parker
The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.
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