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Amusing Proverbs and Quotations - 137
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Robert Louis Stephenson
The cruelest lies are often told in silence.
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Cullen Hightower
People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.
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Chris Rapier
I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me.
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Harper Lee, To Kill A Mockingbird
Daylight, in my mind, the night faded.
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Mark Twain
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
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Coleman Cox
I am a great believer in luck. The harder I work the more of it I seem to have.
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Robert Frost
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
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Napoleon Hill
Success in highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind and enjoyment and happiness which comes only to the man who has found the work he likes best.
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Terence, Eunuchus
In fact, nothing is said that has not been said before.
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Javan
What a price we pay for experience, when we must sell our youth to buy it.
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Victor Hugo
Thought is the labour of the intellect, reverie is its pleasure.
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Abraham Lincoln
Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case, if it will get the same results. - in reply to comments about General Grant's drinking problems
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