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Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
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Aesop
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
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Unknown
One truly cannot be described, If the one doing the describing Has a bad attitude.
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Jerry Maguire
Jerry We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You... complete me.
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Thomas Jefferson
I cannot live without books.
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Kahlil Gibran
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
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John F. Kennedy
Change is the law of life; and those who look only to the past or the present are certain to miss the future.
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Karen Nussbaum
There are questions of real power and then there are questions of phony authority. You have to break through the phony authority to begin to fight the real questions of power.
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Richard Brinsley Sheridan
When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let your courage be as keen, but at the same time as polished, as your sword.
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Joseph Addison
True happiness... arises, in the first place, from the enjoyment of one's self.
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G. C. Lichtenberg
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
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Author Unknown
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
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