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Humorous Famous Sayings - 75
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Evelyn Waugh
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.
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Coventry Patmore
To him that waits all things reveal themselves, provided that he has the courage not to deny, in the darkness, what he has seen in the light.
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George Bernard Shaw
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
With most people unbelief in one thing is founded upon blind belief in another.
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Steven Wright
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know
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Saint Francis of Assisi
Preach the gospel at all times -- If necessary, use words.
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John Sheffield
'Tis the most tender part of love, each other to forgive.
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Katharine Whitehorn
I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.
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Anonymous
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
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Yiddish Proverb
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep.
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Ossian Lang
The happy person is the one who finds occasions for joy at every step. He does not have to look for them, he just finds them.
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Frank Herbert
What do you despise By this are you truly known.
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