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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous People Sayings - 122

Andrew Schneider

Life here is so elemental. So real. Without the interference of civilization you can really experience things like,...silence. Silence and darkness in its purity. Right now, right outside my window all I can see is a black void. Endless darkness. It's totally exhilarating, and I feel very lucky to be here. Very, very lucky.


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Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship--never.


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Dean Koontz, Watchers

Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys of life can be so fine and affecting that the heart is nearly stilled in astonishment.


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H. L. Mencken

Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.


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Abraham Lincoln

The ballot is stronger than the bullet.


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Theodore Sturgeon

Ninety percent of everything is crap.


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Aristotle

The gods too are fond of a joke


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Eric Hoffer

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.


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George Eliot

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.


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Napoleon Bonaparte

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.


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Mother Theresa

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop.


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Woodrow Wilson

I would rather fail in a cause that will ultimately triumph than to triumph in a cause that will ultimately fail.



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