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Sarcastic Famous Sayings - 76
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Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.
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Edmund Burke
Men have no right to put the well-being of the present generation wholly out of the question. Perhaps the only moral trust with any certainty in our hands is the care of our own time.
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Mark Twain
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.
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Guy Kawasaki
A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an 'idiosyncrasy'. Frequently, crashes are followed with a message like 'ID 02'. 'ID' is an abbreviation for idiosyncrasy and the number that follows indicates how many more months of testing the product should have had.
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Colin Wilson
The mind has exactly the same power as the hands not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
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Sarah Bernhardt
Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich.
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Clive Staples Lewis
A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.
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J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit
His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking, best, or a pleasant mixture of them all.
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Confucius
Study the past if you would define the future.
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Buddha
Everything changes, nothing remains without change.
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Jane Austen, Mansfield Park
Everybody likes to go their own way--to choose their own time and manner of devotion.
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Hermocrates of Syracuse
Has not peace honours and glories of her own unattended by the dangers of war?
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