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Funny Famous People Sayings - 121
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Juvenal
Peace visits not the guilty mind.
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Persian Proverb
Go and wake up your luck.
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George Eliot
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
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Mark Twain, Notebook, 1935
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
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Dave Barry
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you're RIGHT I NEVER would've thought of that'
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Jackie Robinson, baseball player
A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
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C. C. Colton
The slightest sorrow for sin is sufficient if it produce amendment, and the greatest insufficient if it do not.
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Martin Luther King Jr., A Christmas Sermon for Peace on Dec 24, 1967
I’ve seen too much hate to want to hate, myself, and every time I see it, I say to myself, hate is too great a burden to bear. Somehow we must be able to stand up against our most bitter opponents and say:”We shall match your capacity to inflict suffering by our capacity to endure suffering. We will meet your physical force with soul force. Do to us what you will and we will still love you.... But be assured that we’ll wear you down by our capacity to suffer, and one day we will win our freedom. We will not only win freedom for ourselves; we will appeal to your heart and conscience that we will win you in the process, and our victory will be a double victory.
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Unknown
Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.
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George Orwell
The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection that one is prepared in the end to be defeated and broken up by life, which is the inevitable price of fastening one's love upon other human individuals.
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Ecclesiasticus 614 Bible
A faithful friend is a strong defense and he that hath found such an one hath found a treasure.
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Annson Dorrance
The vision of a champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat, at the point of exhaustion when no one else is looking.
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