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Very Funny Famous Sayings - 70
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Cleobulus
Learn to bear bravely changes of fortune.
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Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu
The more laws and order are made prominent, The more thieves and robbers there will be.
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Henry Kissinger
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
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Virgil
Practice and thought might gradually forge many an art.
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Thomas John Watson, Sr.
The ability to ask the right question is more than half the battle of finding the answer.
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James Stephens
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love, that no one could ever have loved so before us, and that no one will love in the same way after us.
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Chris Thyberg
Sorry for the disaster. And thanks for your patience!
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Anonymous
Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.
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Malcom S. Forbes
Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
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Cuban Proverb
A lie runs until it is overtaken by the truth.
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James Branch Cabell
There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted.
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