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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Famous People Sayings - 117

Dom Perignon, at the moment of his discovery of champagne

Come quickly, I am tasting stars!


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Wilfred Peterson, This Week (Oct. 1, 1961)

The art of being yourself at your best is the art of unfolding your personality into the person you want to be. . . . Be gentle with yourself, learn to love yourself, to forgive yourself, for only as we have the right attitude toward ourselves can we have the right attitude toward others.


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William Hazlitt

I like a friend better for having faults that one can talk about.


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Tony Dorsett

To succeed... you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you.


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Oscar Wilde

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.


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Rene Descartes

Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other problems.


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Slogan of the Tupamaros

Words divide us, actions unite us.


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Fawn M. Brodie

A passion for politics stems usually from an insatiable need, either for power, or for friendship and adulation, or a combination of both.


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George Santayana

Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about his taste, nor condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.


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Charles De Gaulle

Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first nationalism, when hate for people other than your own comes first.


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Lord William Stowell

A dinner lubricates business.


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Johnson

The habit of looking on the best side of every event is worth more than a thousand pounds a years.



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