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Henry Taylor
He who gives what he would as readily throw away, gives without generosity; for the essence of generosity is in self sacrifice.
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Lord Byron
Poetry is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
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Abraham Lincoln
When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. And that is my religion.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought.
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Peter De Vries
I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.
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Harry Morris Warner
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk
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H.G. Wells
Advertising is legalized lying.
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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, 2003
Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols---"Maxims and Arrows"
I mistrust all systemizers and avoid them. The will to a system is a lack of integrity.
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Robert G. Ingersoll
Courage without conscience is a wild beast.
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Leo Tolstoy
Music is the shorthand of emotion.
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G. K. Chesterton
It is not bigotry to be certain we are right but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong.
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