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Lou Holtz
Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.
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Peter Nivio Zarlenga
I am imagination. I can see what the eyes cannot see. I can hear what the ears cannot hear. I can feel what the heart cannot feel.
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Dame Edith Sitwell
I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art.
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General Douglas MacArthur
A better world shall emerge based on faith and understanding.
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Henry Kissinger
The superpowers often behave like two heavily armed blind men feeling their way around a room, each believing himself in mortal peril from the other, whom he assumes to have perfect vision.
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W. H. Auden
We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know.
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The Talmud
Every blade of grass has its Angel that bends over it and whispers, Grow, Grow
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Plutarch
When the candles are out all women are fair.
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Sir Thomas Browne
Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others.
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Herodotus
This is the bitterest pain among men, to have much knowledge but no power.
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Unknown
Great minds think independently, not alike.
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Chuck Palahniuk
Someone bent on suicide won’t have much sense of humour left.
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