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Amusing Famous Sayings - 57
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Bernard Avishai
The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway.
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Ben Hecht
In Hollywood a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is not actively employed in a brothel.
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Bertrand Russell
The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution.
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Maurice Chapelain
The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusion.
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Mark Twain
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies, and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.
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John Tillotson
A good word is an easy obligation but not to speak ill, requires only our silence, which costs nothing.
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Cyril Connolly
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.
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Benjamin Franklin
He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
The dead cannot cry out for justice it is a duty of the living to do so for them.
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John Burroughs, The Snow-Walkers
The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter; the fleshy, in summer. I should say winter had given the bone and sinew to literature, summer the tissues and the blood.
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William Hiram Foulkes
Science and religion no more contradict each other than light and electricity.
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