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Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt, 2002
I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously.
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Roberto Benigni
It's a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
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Thomas Fuller
If you have a true friend, you have more than your share.
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Robert F. Kennedy
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
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Horace
Think to yourself that every day is your last the hour to which you do not look forward will come as a welcome surprise.
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Thomas Jefferson
Question with boldness even the existence of God; because, if there is one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded faith.
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Ronal Reagan, 20 March 1981
Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid.
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Maurice Maeterlinck
Remember that happiness is as contagious as gloom. It should be the first duty of those who are happy to let others know of their gladness.
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Unknown
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
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Robert Anson Heinlein
Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.
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Timothy Leary
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.
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Cornelius Tacitus
That cannot be safe which is not honourable.
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