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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous Sayings - 58

Michael Talbot

The most beautiful thing to experience is the mysterious. It is the true source of life, art and science.


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Mark Twain

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.


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George Orwell

Orthodoxy is Unconsciousness.


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Anonymous

You add insult to injury.


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Charles De Gaulle

To govern is always to choose among disadvantages.


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Publilius Syrus

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.


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Martin Luther King, Jr.

Segregation is the adultery of an illicit intercourse between injustice and immorality.


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Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.


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Max Gluckman

A science is any discipline in which the fool of this generation can go beyond the point reached by the genius of the last generation.


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Arab Proverb

Live together like brothers and do business like strangers.


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F. E. Smedley

All's fair in love and war.


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Publilius Syrus

There are some remedies worse than the disease.



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