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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humorous Famous People Sayings - 105

Frances Hasselbein

We all do everything, share the work--there's no room around here for a star, for someone to think she's above the others. You're expected to pitch in on whatever needs doing. Nothing is beneath your dignity. But on the other hand, nothing is beyond your reach.


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Henry David Thoreau

Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself than this incessant business.


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Jean Jacques Rousseau

The world of reality has its limits the world of imagination is boundless.


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Don Barthelme

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.


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Ivon Petrovich Pavlov

Gradualness, gradualness, and gradualness. From the very beginning of your work, school yourself to severe gradualness in the accumulation of knowledge.


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George W. Bush, On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000

I think we agree, the past is over.


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Michael Winner

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.


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Pir Vilayat Inayat Khan

Everything is energy in motion.


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Mary Kay Ash

Give yourself something to work toward--constantly.


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John F. Kennedy, speech in Dublin, Ireland, June 28, 1963

We need men who can dream of things that never were.


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Francis Bacon

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested that is, some books are to be read only in parts, others to be read, but not curiously, and some few to be read wholly, and with diligence and attention.


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Art Hoppe

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?



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