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Sarcastic Famous Sayings - 56
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Mary Baker Eddy, Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures
Divine Love always has met and always will meet every human need.
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Charles de Gaulle
To govern is always to choose among disadvantages.
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Andrew Schneider
A man should not leave this earth with unfinished business. He should live each day as if it was a pre-flight check. He should ask each morning, am I prepared to lift-off
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Erich Fromm
The aim of sadism is to transform a man into a thng, something animate into something inanimate, since by complete and absolute control the living loses one essential quality of life-freedom.
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Charlotte P Gilman
Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead. It is going on all the time. We are in it now.
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Jackie Wilson
Take life one basket at a time.
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Lao-Tzu, Tao Te Ching
To conquer others is to have power, to conquer yourself is to know the way.
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Jesus
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits.
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Leopold Stein
To be intelligent is to be open-minded, active, memoried, and persistently experimental.
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Woodrow Wilson
If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in face, you should go home and examine your consicence.
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George Mason
To disarm the people... was the best and most effectual way to enslave them.
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Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Do The Right Thing, 1992
People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
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