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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous People Sayings - 103

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse.


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Moliere

Rest assured that there is nothing which wounds the heart of a noble man more deeply than the thought his honour is assailed.


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Alan Simpson

Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.


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Simone de Beauvoir

It is in the knowledge of the genuine conditions of our lives that we must draw our strength to live and our reasons for living.


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Alan B. Watts

No one imagines that a symphony is supposed to improve in quality as it goes along, or that the whole object of playing it is to reach the finale. The point of music is discovered in every moment of playing and listening to it. It is the same, I feel, with the greater part of our lives, and if we are unduly absorbed in improving them we may forget altogether to live them.


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Henry David Thoreau

Dwell as near as possible to the channel in which your life flows.


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Billy Graham

Heaven is full of answers to prayer for which no one bothered to ask.


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William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar", Act 1 scene 2

But, for my own part, it was Greek to me.


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H. L. Mencken

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.


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Elie Wiesel, The Perils of Indifference

Man can live far from God -- not outside God. God is wherever we are. Even in suffering? Even in suffering.


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Confucius

I have not seen a person who loved virtue, or one who hated what was not virtuous. He who loved virtue would esteem nothing above it.


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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

Le sens commun n'est pas si commun (Common sense is not so common)



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